Cheatso???

"I must apologize, but I am required to beat you up, my friend."

- Shadow Thief

Cheatso???, also rarely known as Cardboard Cheatso, is the third boss found in Metal Massacre, and also the main boss of Level 1, The Graveyard. It is a huge, wooden replica of Cheatso. Very obviously, Cheatso??? is not a sentient entity, and is instead voiced and controlled by Shadow Thief.

Appearance
Cheatso??? is equal in appearance to Cheatso himself, with his arms open to the sides, and the mouth missing. Its most obvious trait is the excess wood improperly cut around the main drawing itself.

Personality
Being nothing more than a wooden cutout, Cheatso??? does not have a personality. Instead, it appears to have a fake personality given by Shadow Thief, which is a weak attempt at sounding positive and threatening. Very briefly, it shows an interest in money when Cheatso brings it up, though that's just Shadow Thief himself, and not the wooden cutout. Because it is not a living being, this makes him immune to Cheatso's most powerful offensive/support ability, Absorption.

Powers and Abilities
Cheatso??? does not have any powers nor abilities, as it is nothing more than a simple wooden cutout. If anything, the only "power" it really has, is its immunity to Absorption, due to not actually being living.

Faults and Weaknesses
Because of its imobility and excess wood, the fact that it is simply a wooden cutout is visible to the naked eye, immediately. It is also as fragile as regular wood, since it goes down after Cheatso lets out some punches on it.

Trivia

 * Despite being a wooden cutout, its alias is Cardboard Cheatso. It is unknown why this is.
 * The battler sprite is actually recycled from Cheatso from the game Waails' Dimensional Trouble, but edited with the wooden outline and a missing mouth.